maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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[SCREAMS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS LYRICS AT YOU]

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getoffmybloghoe:

when he texts first <3

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kayleekhemical:

girl-in-the-band25:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

All the time.

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    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: wanna cyber
    Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
    You: ya
    Stranger: And okay then, you start?
    You: i come into ur bedroom
    You: and ur sleeping
    You: and i crawl under your blanket
    Stranger: I'm still asleep
    You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
    You: and u wake up and smile
    Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
    You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
    You: cutting off your penis
    Stranger: wait
    You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
    Stranger: Then what...?
    You: I HATE YOU
    Stranger: I didn't cheat
    You: you bleed to death in your bed
    Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
    You: nobody ever knows what happened
    You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
    You: the end
    Stranger: I have a mercedes?
    You: not anymore faggot
    Your conversation partner has disconnected.

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

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burghers:

wartortles:

what the fuck is eurovision

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